The President of Nintendo just made me spit my water out.
Someone should ask him why he still uses child and slave labor !
Someone is a complete vacuum of fun…
I hate that I like you. You make me sad. My head hurts.
It’s ok. I accept it. Sorry to make you sad.
gilbrooks said: Hey partybestbroyeah. I know you don't normally marry dudes, but I've been your partyfolloweryeah for a long time. I don't even want a special number. Just want you to know I think about you a lot. Thanks braaahhh!
i knowing you friend! i have poem for a you:
only this one time in life
i make male mine wife
please no others cry
that i marry this one guy
for he am a mary to me and
him number am partywifeyeah # 1000!
gilbrooks said: More like of Mice and imbuyingyouaplaneticket
What if I’m a crazy serial killer
I’ve dealt with worse. Trust.
bae: I’m coming over now.
me: You’re coming to break up with me, aren’t you?
bae: Yeah. I’m sorry. Let’s talk about it when I get there.
me: No worries at all. Just needed to know whether or not I should shave my balls.