The President of Nintendo just made me spit my water out.
Someone should ask him why he still uses child and slave labor !
Someone is a complete vacuum of fun…
I hate that I like you. You make me sad. My head hurts.
It’s ok. I accept it. Sorry to make you sad.
gilbrooks said: Hey partybestbroyeah. I know you don't normally marry dudes, but I've been your partyfolloweryeah for a long time. I don't even want a special number. Just want you to know I think about you a lot. Thanks braaahhh!
i knowing you friend! i have poem for a you:
only this one time in life
i make male mine wife
please no others cry
that i marry this one guy
for he am a mary to me and
him number am partywifeyeah # 1000!
gilbrooks said: More like of Mice and imbuyingyouaplaneticket
What if I’m a crazy serial killer
I’ve dealt with worse. Trust.
bae: I’m coming over now.
me: You’re coming to break up with me, aren’t you?
bae: Yeah. I’m sorry. Let’s talk about it when I get there.
me: No worries at all. Just needed to know whether or not I should shave my balls.
there’s an old man on my bus wearing a sparkly devil horn headband i don’t understand
now he’s wearing a hot dog hat this is not a drill
i’m putting on my dinosaur hat we can be hat friends
he got off at the same stop as me and waited for me to get off the bus so he could laugh and shake my hand and then he just walked away without a word this is the weirdest day of my life
(Source: rottenweilers, via punkrockdeadpool)